Introvert Problems是一個我最近發現的推特帳號,裡面許多金句簡直正中內向者紅心,挑選其中十句與你分享:
人們總是要內向者更踴躍發言、勇於脫離舒適圈,但沒有人要外向者閉嘴、讓圈變得更舒適
People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones, yet no one tells extroverts to shut up and make the zone comfortable
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) November 5, 2022
大家覺得安靜令人尷尬,為何不試著享受呢?我們並不需要總是被聊天填滿
I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) November 4, 2022
人們說「要就作大事,不然就回家洗洗睡」,真是低估了我想回家的決心
People who say “go big or go home” seriously underestimate my willingness to go home. Like, it’s literally my only goal.
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) November 4, 2022
內向者當然也過得很開心,我們只是不在乎你知不知道
Introverts have fun too, we just don’t care if you know…
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) October 29, 2022
對於內向者來說,每場派對都像是密室逃脫
If you’re an introvert, every party is an escape room.
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) October 8, 2022
我永遠都趕著回家,然後什麼都不作
I’m always in a rush to get home so I can do absolutely nothing
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) October 3, 2022
我總是自己開車,因為想離開隨時都能離開
I always drive my own car cause when I’m ready to leave I’m ready to leave
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) September 30, 2022
「早點回家」、「不參加派對」、「不出門」,這些小時候的酷刑竟成為長大後的願望
1. Going to bed early
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) September 30, 2022
2. Not leaving my house
3. Not going to a party
My childhood punishments have become my adult goals.
我的內心戲比現實生活中的對話還要多
I have more conversations in my head than in real life
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) September 27, 2022
我知道我們有約,我也不想取消,但那是兩個小時前的事情。那時我還太年輕,對世界充滿希望,但現在我累了。
I hate to cancel. I know we made plans to get together tonight but that was 2 hours ago. I was younger then, full of hope. But now I’m tired
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) September 23, 2022
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